(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fuckyeahloldemort)
ice breakers:
“how big is your dick”
“how much money do you make”
“do you like me”
“am i cute”
“would you be uncomfortable if i cried”
(Source: textposter2, via you-got-lokid)
(Source: r-o-o-t-s, via dreamcatcherrz)
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(Source: sheandherdarkness, via randomness-is-epic)
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(Source: never-seen-by-waking-eyes)
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omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
(Source: bltits, via andthewholetownunderwater)
I peed you a heart.
urine my heart
urine my soulURINE MY HEART
URINE MY HEART
URINE MY HEART
(Source: catasters, via h2oislegit)
accidentally clicking learn more instead of remind me later is a horrifying experience
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